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#1 2018-07-25 00:45:00

M.O.DENGLER
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God smells of piss and shit.

That's wut i herd.

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#2 2018-07-25 01:54:33

Messy
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

Don't forget his face herpes from sucking cow dongs.

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#3 2018-07-25 09:35:07

Ripper-
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

M.O.DENGLER wrote:

That's wut i herd.

God created piss and shit so why wouldn't he smell like it?

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#4 2018-07-25 09:55:24

Messy
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

Ripper- wrote:
M.O.DENGLER wrote:

That's wut i herd.

God created piss and shit so why wouldn't he smell like it?

Because he also created soap, flannels and Vidal Sassoon?

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#5 2018-07-25 14:19:49

Ripper-
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

Messy wrote:
Ripper- wrote:
M.O.DENGLER wrote:

That's wut i herd.

God created piss and shit so why wouldn't he smell like it?

Because he also created soap, flannels and Vidal Sassoon?

Good point, but which has the strongest smell?

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#6 2018-07-25 15:11:58

Messy
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

Definitely the reek of shit and desperation is strongest.

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#7 2018-08-26 21:39:19

borrance
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

Religion, daft innit and stinks of poo as has already been pointed out.

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#8 2019-03-06 21:40:28

SnotBubble
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

Ripper- wrote:
Messy wrote:
Ripper- wrote:

God created piss and shit so why wouldn't he smell like it?

Because he also created soap, flannels and Vidal Sassoon?

Good point, but which has the strongest smell?

Denglers bawbag stinks worse than a pile of rotten dead rabbits, well that's what ASU-85 told me!

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#9 2019-03-07 21:10:54

Ripper-
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

SnotBubble wrote:
Ripper- wrote:
Messy wrote:

Because he also created soap, flannels and Vidal Sassoon?

Good point, but which has the strongest smell?

Denglers bawbag stinks worse than a pile of rotten dead rabbits, well that's what ASU-85 told me!

I suppose there is only one way to find out - I'll volunteer as a proper ogrisher but only if he wears a kilt and makes me haggis..

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#10 2019-03-09 19:24:05

SnotBubble
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

Ripper- wrote:
SnotBubble wrote:
Ripper- wrote:

Good point, but which has the strongest smell?

Denglers bawbag stinks worse than a pile of rotten dead rabbits, well that's what ASU-85 told me!

I suppose there is only one way to find out - I'll volunteer as a proper ogrisher but only if he wears a kilt and makes me haggis..

Makes your haggis......do what?

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#11 2019-03-09 23:30:20

Ripper-
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

SnotBubble wrote:
Ripper- wrote:
SnotBubble wrote:

Denglers bawbag stinks worse than a pile of rotten dead rabbits, well that's what ASU-85 told me!

I suppose there is only one way to find out - I'll volunteer as a proper ogrisher but only if he wears a kilt and makes me haggis..

Makes your haggis......do what?

I always wanted to try that...

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#12 2019-03-12 08:48:29

SnotBubble
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

Ripper- wrote:
SnotBubble wrote:
Ripper- wrote:

I suppose there is only one way to find out - I'll volunteer as a proper ogrisher but only if he wears a kilt and makes me haggis..

Makes your haggis......do what?

I always wanted to try that...

Oh! you mean eat it? I tried it once many years ago and it was really nice, I've never been anywhere since that sells it or I would eat it again.

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#13 2019-03-15 22:57:02

Whoopteedo
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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

M.O.DENGLER wrote:

That's wut i herd.


If God created you,  he definitely smells like shit. 


Hi MO lol

Last edited by Whoopteedo (2019-03-15 22:57:22)

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#14 2019-03-16 14:31:55

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Re: God smells of piss and shit.

i'd like to see how funny Mo is after i kick 2lb of haggis up his scots arse lol

nice to see you whoop.

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